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neither here nor there: lizhasthoughts: theyeardecembered replied to your post: Damn it,... →

theyeardecembered:

lizhasthoughts:

theyeardecembered replied to your post: Damn it, organs aren’t harvested if you commit suicide.

In your last year choose one organ to lose and volunteer to be a donor? Or find a surgeon that just lost their license, have them harvested illegally & distributed…

you ever smoked the leaves of a squash plant? have you had your life transformed by squashin? no? well try it and come back to me saying you’re sorry for calling my work lowly.

I only do it big, so you’ll be showing me low level for the first time when you’re on the ground begging for forgiveness.

jk, I’ve never seen a squash plant. but we gotta start small. mmk?

Just FYI, I have seen many squash plants in my life, and I can tell you that smoking squash leaves will never be a good idea.  You probably don’t want to mess with those- they’re prickly as fuck.  And they smell weird.  And, considering squash flowers are completely edible (and quite delicious when battered and fried), smoking the leaves probably wouldn’t get you high.  Other plants you should stay away from: azaleas.  They’re really fucking poisonous.

You’re welcome.  Sorry to “squash” your dreams.



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    Just FYI, I have seen many squash plants in my life, and I can tell you that smoking squash leaves will never be a good...
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    you ever smoked the leaves of a squash plant? have you had your life transformed by squashin? no? well try it and come...
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